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April 18th, 2013:


I when’t to lascwest and me and I got my mum out in the next round my mum got me out and then and me and my mum was on teams and some other pouple ond we won the round and in the next round we won the hole game It was fun from Nathan.

Fahads jokes


Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh? Meat

Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A. He stole the show!

Q. Why was the dog sweating so much? A. He was a hotdog!

Why did the dog sit next to the fire? so he could become a hot dog

Q. What kind of dog likes baths? A. A Shampoodle.

Q. What dog keeps Q. A. A watch dog!

What did one flea say to the other A. Should we walk or take a dog?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A. Cockerpoodledoo!


Doctor, Doctor, my baby’s swallowed a bullet. Well, don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!


Knock knock Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!


Knock knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know?


Knock knock Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who!





















Jokes By Jasiah

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Ashe—-Ashe who? A: Bless you!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Nobel—-Nobel who? A: No bell, that’s why I knocked!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Leaf—-Leaf who? A: Leaf me alone!

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-lettuce—-lettuce who? A: Lettuce in and you’ll find out!

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Aaron—-Aaron who? A: Why Aaron you opening the door?

Q: Knock, knock—-Who’s There?—-Tank—-Tank Who? A: You’re welcome!

Q: Knock, knock—-WQ: Knock, knock—-Who’s there?—-Orange—-Orange who? A: Orange you even going to open the door!ho’s there?—-Hawaii—-Hawaii who? A: I’m fine, Hawaii you?

Q: Knock-knock—-Who’s there?—-Gray Z—-Gray Z who? A: Gray Z mixed up kid.

Ridoy’s best day ever!

It was the last day of the Easter holiday and it was the best firstly we went to the Trafford centre and we went to the Odeon cinema……And we went Nandos ….That’s all folks!

why i love animals

animals need to be treated with care and lov e for example I have a do that looks like this and he gets treated with extra tender love and care his name is Roo my best pet animals are obviosouly dogs they are super cute not that I don’t love all animals my best zoo animal is a baby panda

my best bird is a puffin so if you ever get an animal make sure you treat it with love and kindness. from chyna.

What i did over the easter holidays??????

On good Friday I went to London to my cousin house for two days and my mum god brother used to work in Buckingham place and we was going in the water fountain and my sister slipped in the fountain and got drenched

On Easter we went to Disney world in Paris and it was so fun then I went to my hotel and there was a parrot so we called the a person from downstairs to come and take parrot away.

By Ruth xxx

Mashals Easter holidays

My holiday was filled with fun although I don’t celebrate Easter . I had my cousins come from London for a few days we had so much fun . me and my cousins went as a family to a fancy restaurant I ate loads of ice cream for dessert . Surprisingly we went to London the next day for 3 or4 days. we went to central London with our mums friends daughter who’s 19 . now my holiday became a dream come true . my auntie came for 2 days . she took us to the best theme park ever we went on every roller coaster and every good ride. I even had a hair cut I look real good now. My holiday was filled with surprises and excitement. I cant wait to see what you’ve been doing in your holidays.

Ansh Easter holiday

I didn’t really go out that much in my holidays. but i did have a really good easter egg it was delicious. My cousin came over from his Uni in Scotland for a few days. But i had a really good time with my friends when i saw them in the easter holidays and had. If anyone went to the Trafford centre i hope they had a great time. Hope you had a great Easter.

From Ansh

Elle and amayas easter holydays!!!


I went water wold on Wednesday and it was so fun the slides were like roller-coaster I got splashed I got splashed by my cousin on the jet ring. the jet ring took you around with out swimming if you tried to stop you will still be going around but there was a bar you could holed on to if you wanted to get out.



























In easter holidays I went to the trafford centre I played lazer quest and then I went to the Namco station. and had fun. next day I stayed at mu cousinz and went trafford centre again and played games in the Namco station.

Robin’s holidays

On the Easter holidays I went to the fair on a ride called the high roller .

Here look !

It was SCARY.

I also went on a simulator in the science museum, it was sick !!! 😀


britney Over easter holyday by britney

over the Easter holyday


I went to my nanas house but my mum said that my nana will coming around today and she never come around today

I am going to say happy to come back to school did you like to come back to school.

Amaya easter holday

Hello, my name is Amaya and no my holyday I went to the swimming sent it is fun and me and my frends was coming to my home and we had fun and then we went to fun far it was so fun I had cande flos it was so so fun on the next day we all sat and we went to play on the x box 360 and we had fun and I 2gols it was so fun then it was April fus day we put makup on my frend it was so funey they all went home.

what i did in the Easter holladay by Ruby B

I played with my kitty and ate choc eggs