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Fahads jokes

 

Mike is a butcher. He is 5’10” tall. What does he weigh? Meat

Q. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A. He stole the show!

Q. Why was the dog sweating so much? A. He was a hotdog!

Why did the dog sit next to the fire? so he could become a hot dog

Q. What kind of dog likes baths? A. A Shampoodle.

Q. What dog keeps Q. A. A watch dog!

What did one flea say to the other A. Should we walk or take a dog?

Q. What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A. Cockerpoodledoo!

 

Doctor, Doctor, my baby’s swallowed a bullet. Well, don’t point him at anyone until I get there!

Doctor, Doctor, how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!

 

Knock knock Who’s there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole!

 

Knock knock Who’s there? Howard! Howard who? Howard I know?

 

Knock knock Who’s there? Beets! Beets who? Beets me!

Knock knock Who’s there? Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

Knock knock Who’s there? Cows! Cows who? Cows go ‘moo’ not who!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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